Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freeman’s life.Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest.A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital. The only time Chuck Norris was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake. Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this. Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it’s beef. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends. If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win. 
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.What better way to celebrate the high-kicking actor than with some of the best Chuck Norris jokes? Thanks to his tough guy reputation, Norris has inspired internet jokes and memes for years. Chuck Norris, the action star and author, turned 83 years old in March 2023.
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